Staging the kitchen was quite involved, but luckily did not include white dish towels. According to my stager, you want potential home buyers to feel like they will magically become Rachael Ray in your kitchen. It doesn't matter if they currently only make fish sticks with a side of soupy rice, after viewing your kitchen they must feel empowered to nourish their family with delicious "30 Minute Meals" daily.
|This mixer is TOTALLY inappropriate for staging your kitchen. It has too much color and personality.|
To the right of the stove, angle a cookbook on a stand. The cookbook must not feature a human face (like Rachael Ray's face). Preferably the cover should show muffins or crepes. This will cause potential buyers to imagine themselves baking fragrant cinnamon apple muffins in your kitchen. Personally, I think a crepe cookbook would cause anxiety and distraction. Potential buyers might ruminate on the following crepe questions: Savory or sweet crepes? Where will I store my crepe pan? Where can I buy a crepe pan? Will I be obligated to host a crepe house warming party?
Sadly, I did not have an appropriate cookbook and had to borrow one from Prairie Sherry. Are you noticing a theme? (My cookbooks were either vegetarian or had Jamie Oliver's mug front and center)
|Prairie friends, this is not reality.|
Next, the stager and I wrestled the leaves out of the kitchen table. The leaves were cemented in with years of accumulated apple juice spills and toast crumbs. After pushing the table back together, it was the size of a café table. The table can now comfortably seat one thin coffee drinker, unfortunately I have to seat my three growing children at the table. The diminutive table means more squabbles and more spilled glasses of milk. We shoved the table in a corner, so the kitchen now seems spacious enough to ballroom dance in. (In case the buyers want to have a "Bridges of Madison County" dance moment.)
|Hey! I hear Prairie Eydie has a great kitchen to dance in. Let's book a showing!|
Before each showing I have to clear off all the counters, leaving only the Kitchen Aid, the angled cookbook, and a Keurig (which I did not have to borrow). Since putting my house on the market, I no longer bother cooking much of anything. We are surviving on turkey sandwiches, clementines, and protein bars. Here is to a quick sale in 2016.
I almost forgot. No amount of staging in your kitchen will make potential buyers overlook the lack of stainless steel appliances and granite counter tops. Buyers are much too saavy to be distracted by a bowl of green apples.